winstonwolfe:

So I say to this friggin’ priest, “C’mon padre, don’t skimp on the ash just because I’m the second most powerful man in the free world. Smack me right between the goddamn eyes with a chunk of coal if that’s what it takes!”, and, hahaha, you should have seen the look on his face. It was if I was speaking in tongues or somethin’, this friggin’ guy…