None of this is a metaphor by the way. We’ve really been talking about cookies for this long.

But I worry that this is likely how evangelicals feel about Christmas trees though? (Or whatever they’re mad about, with not enough Christ in Christmas.) It’s probably a bad look for me. AM I THE RICK SANTORUM OF GLUTEN? Also maybe I should just make cookies. Lazy fool. Thing is, I burned some cheese in the oven like a month ago and I’m too lazy to clean it. On that we can all stand together, can’t we?