February 2012
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hiredgoons:
cordjefferson:
“I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.”
A meth addict in Florida climbed into the fifth oldest tree in the world to get high and ended up burning it to the ground. Someone should write a short story about this. Will it be me?
something something burning bush.
Consider this a teaser for a season 5 subplot on Breaking Bad.
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My apartment building’s alchie Super just told me that smoking cigarettes are bad for my health.
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“Chelsea Fagan: I must take a moment to be a hipster here and say that some of us...”
– Let’s Play Celebrity ‘Attainable or Unattainable?’: Oscar Edition - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland
If you’re 23 years-old and bragging about watching a television show that aired from 1997-2003, then 10 year-old you was way ahead of the curve, and you’re rapidly...
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“Oh! And, guys! Not only is February the month in which the Oscars are held, but...”
– Humblebrag: Meryl Streep, Miranda Lambert, and more - Grantland
As someone that once worked in an office with two practicing Muslims, and saw first hand the pious self-sacrifice needed to abstain from ANY AND ALL FOOD AND BEVERAGE WHEN THE SUN IS ABOVE THE HORIZON, I can safely say that Harris...
cherrispryteaintsobrite:
“The beginning of your program? Your Earth is spinning in the wrong direction.”
- Neil deGrasse Tyson to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show’s opening sequence
Auto reblog for Tony Stark in Paris.
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“…we need to go with a guy that has more experience…”
– Story of my life.
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“Everyone’s prejudiced and everything hurts.”
– Tumblr (via thenoobyorker)
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youngmanhattanite:
You can be 1965 Bob Dylan...
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ninety9:
So Tumblr doesn’t have issue with alcoholism. Whew.
No, because it’s funny. Every time you drink a couple Schlitz on a Thursday, you’re thinking you’re really outta control.
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Reblogging yourself is about as cringe-inducing as public masturbation.
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“And in addition to traffic, Tumblr has even boosted The Atlantic’s sales of its...”
– Let’s Get Ready to Tumblr (via rachelfershleiser)
Important
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taoistdrunk:
At lunch I overheard some dudes in jeans in the south loop talking over $15 sandwiches. They were wrapping up and one guy yelled—yelled!—“Don Draper is the COOLEST PERSON,” and I laughed because is there a more pathetic asshole on television? I submit there is not.
Jon Hamm the world!
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Watchyourmandevine:
Donate to the WFMU pledge drive to keep The Best Show on WFMU on the air at WFMU!
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girlhattan:
your new favorite song about...
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Indie, erratic, dub-step, hop-skip, brooklyn coffee shop drone not featuring Lou Reed.
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whydoihaveablog:
Whoever the fuck invented magnifying mirrors was a fucking cunt.
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tmills:
The saddest thing about Summer of Megadeth is that they will forever be relegated to this particular circle of internet hell. And sure, they could reblog this and tag it with some copy and paste sentence for a good chuckle, but it would only be a kind a masturbatory chuckle filled with even more sadness. The problem with Summer of Megadeth is that they’re all a bunch of assholes who...
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Did Jeremy Lin Force MSG to End the Time-Warner... →
fek:
The blackout of the MSG Network for Time-Warner Cable’s 2.8 Million customers in New York City started on Sunday, January 1st.
35 days later, as MSG was still dark for Time-Warner customers, Jeremy Lin had his first breakout game with the New York Knicks, on Saturday, February 4th.
13 days later, the MSG/Time-Warner Cable standoff reportedly ends today, February 17, 2012.
Where’s...
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Not sure Kid Cudi was appreciated when it blared...
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What I learned today:
Lewinsky alleged that between November 1995 and March 1997, she had nine sexual encounters with then-President Bill Clinton that, according to her testimony, involved fellatio, cunnilingus, anilingus on Clinton, and other sexual acts in the Oval Office, but that none of them involved sexual intercourse.
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“None of this is a metaphor by the way. We’ve really been talking about...”
– The newsletter has turned into something excellent.
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taoistdrunk:
“The average person who dislikes cats may have no conscious superstitions about them, but his dislike is informed with heavy emotional content. He is not content with a Doctor-Fellian attitude —‘the reason why, I cannot tell.’ He offers always numerous reasons for his dislike. These reasons for disliking cats, of course, are rationalizations, as for that matter are the reasons that...
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Vote for my buddies band: Adios Amigo →
or, you know, don’t.
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